Chocolate Jokes
What kind of candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE
What are the 4 major food groups?
Pizza, Coffee, Chocolate and Sex.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?
First, invade ze kitchen.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies?
Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have?
Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes…
What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?
Chocolate chimp!
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A Candy Baa.
Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?
They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you call a womanising chocolate?
A cad-bury.
How do you know it’s cold outside?
When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
To get chocolate milk.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar!
What candy is only for girls?
HER-SHEy’s Kisses!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars?
You eat it, She says, “Oh, Oh Henry!”
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?
A marsbar!
What did the M&M go to college?
Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
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