Accountant Jokes Discussions
Just simple math A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by ...
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Showing posts with label FUNNYJOKES. Show all posts
Funny Jokes About Life
A woman in crowd at a political rally where Sir Winston Churchill is speaking shouted “You mongrel! Churchill, if you were my husband, I’d...
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Jesus Is Watching You
A burglar got into a house one holiday night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is wat...
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Christmas jokes
Collection of jokes Jokes for around the table on Christmas day. We had grandma for Christmas dinner ? Really, we had turkey ! Whats happens...
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Santa Jokes
Santas wife scared of water Santa: My wife is still scared of water Banta: how come? Santa: yesterday when I went home, she was in t...
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Quick Marriage
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each oth...
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Animal Jokes
Two female and one male. One of the female flies asks the male fly "Do you know a way to get out ?" The male fly replies "S...
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Short Christmas Jokes
Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel? A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks! Q: What do you call...
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GENERAL JOKES AND RIDDLES
A fat lady walks into a bar.. A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: “where did you get the cow?” The f...
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TOP 10 FUNNIEST (HOW MANY ... DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB) JOKES
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. That’s a hardware problem. Top 10 Funniest Light Bulb Jokes #1 Q: ...
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Pilot wanted
The sugar cane farm outside of Crowley Louisiana closes down and 2 cajuns find themselves out of work. They can't find any work, so on...
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Turtle Jokes Funny That Make You Laugh
Turtle Jokes Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? A: a slow-poke. Q: What do turtles use to communicate? A: A shell...
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Computer Science Joke Of The Day
Computer Science Joke What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? The Space bar! What did the dentist say to the computer? This w...
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Chocolate Jokes That Will Make You Laugh
Chocolate Jokes What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE What are the 4 major food groups? Pizza, Coffee, Chocolate and Sex. What do c...
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Clean Giraffe Jokes One Liners
Clean Giraffe Jokes One Liners Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jam. Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a gira...
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Funny Private Parts Jokes Of The Day
Private Parts Howard: All right! Now let’s go to our newest member of the panel, Mr. Jackie “Jokeman” Martling. Blank willow. Jackie: Well...
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The best dirty jokes
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That pa...
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Duck Jokes For Kids That Are Really Funny
Duck Jokes For Kids Q: Why are ducks bad drivers? A: Their windshields are qwacked. Q: How do ducks talk? A: They don’t You Quack. Q: Did ...
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Hygiene Salesman Jokes
Hygiene Salesman A man walked into the bar at a hotel that was hosting a convention of personal hygiene product salesmen. He sat down at a...
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Funny Polar Bear Jokes–Animal Jokes Of The Day
Polar Bear funny polar bear Q: What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A: “Sandwiches!” Q: What’s a balanced d...
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