Just
simple math
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife
one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you
get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy
eighteen year old secretary." When he arrived at the hotel, there was a
letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54
years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel
with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will
surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into
18."
Counting
sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes
to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a
mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
Relax
moment
"Caddy, why do you keep looking at your
watch?" asked the curious golfer. "It's not a watch, sir. It's a
compass"
Expert
Advice
The real estate boss got a hot new secretary, and he
decided to put some moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling
displeased at the way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and so
on. Finally, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with her. "Listen,
baby, we may have gone to bed together a few times, but who said you could
start coming in late and slacking off?" The secretary's reply, "My
lawyer."
Christmas
Gift
"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for
Christmas," little Johnny said to his uncle the first time he saw him
after the holidays. "It's the best present I ever got." "That's
great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play it?" "Oh,
I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives me a dollar a
day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not
to play it at night!"
Discussion
of ketone aldehyde
ketone aldehyde resins with wide compatibility,
process for their preparation, and their use. The invention relates to
ketone-aldehyde resins with wide compatibility comprising cycloaliphatic
ketones and, in particular, formaldehyde and, if desired, further monomers, to
a process for their preparation and to their use as hard resin in paints,
printing inks and other coatings, especially in pigment preparations.
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