Computer Science Joke
What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
The Space bar!
What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won’t hurt a byte.
What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A Macintosh.
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave!
How do you know if a blonde has been using a computer?
There’s whiteout on the screen.
What do you call a woman you married off the internet?
Wife-I.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite.
Why won’t blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?
Because they don’t want to give away their IP address!
Why couldn’t Bill Gates get a mistress?
Because he’s penis was MICROSOFT!
What part of a computer does a spider use?
The webcam.
What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
He enters Nerdvana.
Why was the computer shy?
Because it had hardware and software but no underware.
What was the spider doing on the computer?
Searching the web!
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
A big mac!
How are elephants and computers similar?
They both have big memories.
How did the spider destroy the (worldwide) web?
It gave it a bug.
Why did Mark Zuckerberg visit Beijing, China?
To see the “Great Firewall”.
Why are PCs like air conditioners?
They stop working properly if you open Windows!
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What was the hipster doing at the computer?
Looking in the recycling bin for something retro.
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