Christmas jokes

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Collection of jokes

Jokes for around the table on Christmas day.

We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !


Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !


Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !


What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !


Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !


What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !


Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth ! 


What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

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