Hygiene Salesman
A man walked into the bar at a hotel that was hosting a convention of personal hygiene product salesmen.
He sat down at a table with some of his fellow salesmen. Immediately one of the other salesmen says to him:
“Hey Bill! We were just talking about you.
Your territory sucks! Nobody was ever able to make a living in it before you.
But now, you son-of-a-gun, you win the all-expense-paid trip to Vegas three years in a row, selling almost twice as much as anyone else in the whole Southwest region!
How in the hell do you do it?” Bill replied, “Its easy! I take a big engraved silver bowl and fill it up with fresh dogcrap.
Next I garnish it carefully with green onions, parsley sprigs, celery stalks, scallions, olives and thin-sliced red bell pepper rings.
I take this to the airport and set it on a table on an elegantly embroidered white tablecloth.
I serve samples on cocktail wafers to all who pass by. As soon as someone takes a bite they usually say ‘HOLY SHIT!! This fucking tastes like CRAP!!’ I reply ‘Yes sir! That’s what it is! Would you care to buy a toothbrush?”
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