Santas wife scared of water
Santa: My wife is still scared of water
Banta: how come?
Santa: yesterday when I went home, she was in the bath
tub with the security guard!!
Santa makes fool of water
Santa: today I made a fool of water?
Banta: how did you do that?
Santa: I heated some water for a bath and bathed with
cold water
Santa and boss
Boss: am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary
Rs.2000/-, is it O.K.
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is
o.k.......but? ?
How much is DRIVING salary...?
Santa about hike on petrol
Everybody was angry with the hike in petrol prices
Santa: Sir, why are you so angry?
Sir: The petrol price is increasing day-by-day, this
is not fair. Santaji, you don't look worried?
Santa: Why should I worry? For me it is the same
price.
Sir: how come?
Santa: Earlier also I filled for Rs 100 now also I
fill for Rs 100!
Sir: ???????????
Santa in Miami Beach
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No,
I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
Third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was
a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid,
idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
More of Santa jokes
Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure
like coke bottle.
Jeeto: yes, darling I still do, only difference is
earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: no, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: radio label shows made in Japan but radio says
this is all India radio!
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Nurse: congrats Santa, you are a father.
Santa: don't tell my wife, I want to surprise her!
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