Mouse Jokes
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What does the mouse say to its mate?
“Were like crackers and cheese”
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family?
Mice too meet you.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A mouse sandwich!
What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Squeakers.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?
Sir!
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
With a mouse warming party!
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