Here are some great science jokes. Some of them require some knowledge
in different science subject to understand. Don’t be sad if they get over your
head, you’re not alone. Otherwise just enjoy these great science jokes. And
remember to share with your buddies and family.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his
luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and
life. It was discovered in 1773.”
A blonde student responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I
would have died without it.”
I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity.
I can’t put it down.
Science jokes
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half
with air.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have
been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.
I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining
momentum.
Why shouldn’t you make fun of a paleontologist?
Because you will get Jurasskicked.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
Plateaus: The highest form of flattery.
Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of
trouble.
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
What do clouds do when they become rich?
They make it rain!
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na.
When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, “O MG!”
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He’s 0K now.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
It rings a bell.
Why are atoms Catholic?
Because they have mass.
Did you just mutate for a stop cordon? Because you’re talking nonsense!
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
An itsy bitsy book.
What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle?
“You think you’re always right!”
A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
“What do we want?”
“Time travel”
“When do we want it?”
“Irrelevant.”
What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
2 Na.
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an
H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.
What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark!
I wish I was adenine, and then I could get paired with U.
Girl, you’re so hot you denature my proteins.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender
replies “For you, no charge”.
How does NASA organize a party?
How?
They Planet!
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