Star wars jokes. Hello fellow
Star wars fans. Well maybe not a fan, but if you’re seen the movies then you
know what I’m talking about. Here you’ll find a great list with funny star wars
jokes. If you did not see the movies or read some of the books, these jokes
probably won’t make you laugh. Well Get on with it!
Why is Yoda such a good
gardener?
Because he has a green thumb.
Why did the angry Jedi cross
the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
Why was Darth Vader bad at
sports?
He always choked.
Roses are red, violets are
blue, if you love Star Wars, and may the force be with you.
What did the sweet potato say
to Luke Skywalker?
I am your father.
Why didn’t Yoda have body
odor?
He wore de-yoda-rant.
How do E woks communicate over
long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.
Star wars jokes
When did Anakin’s Jedi masters
know he was leaning towards the dark side?
In the Seth Grade.
Why do Doctors make the best
Jedi?
Because a Jedi must have
patience.
What’s Bob a Fett’s favorite
Christmas tune?
Jango bells, Jango bells,
Jango all the way…
What do you call a Seth who
won’t fight?
A Smithy.
What time is it when Jabber
the Hutt sits on your blaster?
Time to get a new blaster!
How is Duck tape like the
Force?
It has a Dark Side, a Light
side and it binds the galaxy together.
What do you call a potato that
has turned to the Dark side?
Vader Tots.
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