How do you eat a bitcoin?
With a megabyte.
Son: Hey dad, can I borrow ten dollars in Bitcoin?
Dad: Twenty dollars and thirteen cents? Why in God's name do you need to borrow nine dollars and sixty-seven cents?
My dad is a bitcoin trader
I asked, "Dad, could you lend me a tenner please?"
Dad - "£9.42? What do you need £11.63 for?
Dad - "£9.42? What do you need £11.63 for?
Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for £10.00
The boy asked his Dad for £10.00 in bitcoin currency.
The das said "£9.57? What do you need £10.79 for?"
The das said "£9.57? What do you need £10.79 for?"
How do you get a Bitcoin technical analyst off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza
Tim asked his bitcoin investing brother
For $10 worth of bitcoin
B: $9.34? Why do you need $10.35 of bitcoin?
T: I just want to start investing for college?
B: Ok, I just sent you $24.39 of bitcoin for you.
T: Thanks! Why did you give me more than I asked you for?
B: I gave you $15.43, just like you asked.
T: Okay, hopefully my $13.86 price will go up.
B: No problem, Timmy. $4.31 isn't that much for me.
B: $9.34? Why do you need $10.35 of bitcoin?
T: I just want to start investing for college?
B: Ok, I just sent you $24.39 of bitcoin for you.
T: Thanks! Why did you give me more than I asked you for?
B: I gave you $15.43, just like you asked.
T: Okay, hopefully my $13.86 price will go up.
B: No problem, Timmy. $4.31 isn't that much for me.
How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday
Dad: What? $6,244??? $5,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $3,782 for anyway?
A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar
He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be worth a million bucks!"
The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."
The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."
Why does Superman only daytrade bitcoin?
Because he can’t go near crypto@night
Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed
Future rap name: 50 Bitcoin
That's all, the punchline was in the title; however, this sentence is here to comfort you and let you know that it's totally normal that you clicked to see if there was anything else.
What's the best way to become a bitcoin millionaire?
Start by being a bitcoin billionaire.
This new digital currency is bitc*in!
Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin
Me: "Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%
Me: "Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%
My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around. "Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that"
Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990
My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around. "Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that"
Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990
caution: high altitudes under certain conditions can cause a bloody nose
Like on Mt. Shasta I heard a guy saying, "I just wanted to show people that it's possible to do things like hiking and Crossfit on a vegan diet, and besides I needed something to do after I retired at 30 on my Bitcoin investments" so I punched him in the nose.
Russian Investments
Two Russians meet up:
- Have you heard, Bitcoin went up in value?
- Ya. But I only invest in one thing - VODKA
- Why Vodka?
- Where else do you get a 40% return??
- Have you heard, Bitcoin went up in value?
- Ya. But I only invest in one thing - VODKA
- Why Vodka?
- Where else do you get a 40% return??
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